var quotes = new Array('Ever felt that you were a typewriter, while everyone else was a wordprocessor?','Call me Ms','Elect women for a change.','Don’t mourn organize','I crossdress my Barbies','Elect women for a change.','Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels.','I Can\'t Even Think Straight','Dress for success: Wear a white penis.','Heard about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog','Twist and shout');